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David’s Essays

David has written over 700 essays on college admissions.

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Thanks for the Twenty

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Is This The Party To Whom I'm Speaking?

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If a Heron Falls in a Forest

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You May Ask Yourself, Well, How Did I Get Here?

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Same Life, Different Day

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Run, David, Run

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Woof! Woof! Woof! Homework! Woof! Woof! Woof!

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What I Like About You

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The Only Thing Worse Than Your Unbearable Mother-in-Law

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Rejected from Amherst, Percy Goes to Live in a Trailer Park with an Older Woman and her Three Children then Gets a Tattoo

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Up a Tree without a Paddle

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Did I Say that Out Loud?

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You're a Long Time Dead

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There are Worse Things than A Wrong Number at Three O'Clock in the Morning

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How Could Anybody Be So Stupid?

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What Can you Do?

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You Don't Say

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We're Number One! We're Number One!

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Trouble in Paradise

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David’s Essays

Thanks for the Twenty

Is This The Party To Whom I'm Speaking?

If a Heron Falls in a Forest

You May Ask Yourself, Well, How Did I Get Here?

Same Life, Different Day

Run, David, Run

Woof! Woof! Woof! Homework! Woof! Woof! Woof!

What I Like About You

The Only Thing Worse Than Your Unbearable Mother-in-Law

Rejected from Amherst, Percy Goes to Live in a Trailer Park with an Older Woman and her Three Children then Gets a Tattoo

Up a Tree without a Paddle

Did I Say that Out Loud?

You're a Long Time Dead

There are Worse Things than A Wrong Number at Three O'Clock in the Morning

How Could Anybody Be So Stupid?

What Can you Do?

You Don't Say

We're Number One! We're Number One!

Trouble in Paradise

Tenth Grade Math

David Altshuler, M.S.

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